weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

(Source: flygoing, via guy)

wildeaboutoscar:

imaginedragons:

what real mens activists look like (see more here)

Just so you know, I love all of you.

(via psychopathic-homosexual)

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

(via psychopathic-homosexual)

jemmasimmns:

please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye 

(via psychopathic-homosexual)

slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

(via psychopathic-homosexual)

"People say that I’m brave
For not giving up
But the sad thing is
I gave up a long time ago
I’m just not dead yet"

c.k. (via we-dont-own-our-heavens)

(Source: abnormitea, via psychopathic-homosexual)

monobeartheater:

djsais:

arceeofficial:

june-and-the-ocean:

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

SWEET JESUS

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

OH MY GOD.

I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.

DEAR CHRIST

COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL

Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.

and heat smells fat and heavy

(via psychopathic-homosexual)

guy:

is that a hannah montana cutout

guy:

is that a hannah montana cutout